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Thanks to @fishing4eskimo for killing it at Warner Bros today
the people of wisconsin have an accent that makes my name sound like “joawee laaaawrence”. but I have also an accent that makes ‘wisconsin’ sound like “wiscoooooooonsin aboot sherpadudeydoop”.
we had aboot 150 people at the WPPA state convention crammed into a room listening to me ramble and make various sound effects trying to explain what exactly I do. the question of the night was “but how did you tell your mother about the cannibal you photographed when you got home from India”. the answer of which is- I mailed a human skull home marked as a “movie prop” on the postage details wrapped in one of my t’shirts. (this is a true story)
I have packed my bags for another adventure that I will tell the details about soon in a more well thought-out and meaningful post.
peeechurs by john hartman. “wooooshhhhhh kaplow babang wooooshhhhhhhhhh jear-jear-jear” “yes I also enjoy the sultry benefits of prime lenses… NOW BUY MY SHIT “


Jordan:(Jun 30th - 19:28) You´re hilarious!! I love reading your stuff because of how funny it is!
Secret, fucker.:(Jul 03rd - 01:52) D-eww me.
mark:(Aug 15th - 21:29) I´m appalled you would do such a thing. It is beyond reproach. I´m a fan of your work, and the maturity you have shown in your images and approach, but even for an 18 year old (for whom such high expectations have been built) that was an incredibly naive and insensitive thing to do. I am very interested to hear your response to the feedback I´m sure your going to get on the subject. (and if this has been a joke, its not funny)
Dave Shilling:(Aug 26th - 00:18) Wow.. so much angst for mailing a skull home. Mark... I´m wondering why your comment is left anonymous since you want feedback. Kind of cowardly for such a strong point of view. Get real, people. I doubt that the ex- human being had  much use for his skull at this point. Furthermore, that was in India, not the U.S., and I think it makes an excellent souvenir for a photographer. I think the naivety lies with individuals that think a piece of old bone must somehow be cherished and respected. It is only representative of that individual if you decide it to be. If you decide its just an unused skull, then thats what it is.
Meaghan Johnson:(Oct 05th - 01:27) Joey Lawrence, you are my hero. I don´t even know what to say. Hello fellow Ontario-an, I find you amazing.
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