The thing about these jokes is that they are lines only complete photo-nerds would understand. There is community in their obscurity. My next blog post will be about a new photo series that I’ve been putting the final touches on. Until then, here’s some garbage for you:
Top 3 Photography Joke Tweets, The Contest Winners:
“@JesseRosten: You’re so dumb, you thought using a UV filter for protection was to prevent Lensbabies.”
“@mknlsn: You’re so dumb you don’t shoot in RAW because you think you’ll get E.Coli.”
“@focalmatter: Your girlfriend tells me your camera isn’t the only thing that goes off in 1/8000th of a second.”
Other good photography jokes tweeted:
“@mknlsn: You’re so dumb you tried to find out what the graduated ND filter’s major was in college.”
“@dcorreal: You are so dumb you tried to order a beauty dish from a French restaurant.”
“@benharephoto: You’re like an EF-S lens …..Too small to mount properly!”
Yo-momma photography jokes tweeted:
“@johnphotog: Yo momma so fat, I gotta shoot her at f/32 to get both her eyes in focus!”
“@_jmphotography: Yo momma so fat she needs all 39 focal points.”
“@samuelhearn: Yo momma so fat, they diagnosed her with a severe case of barrel distortion at birth.”
Congratulations to the top 3 jokes, you all win your very own copy of Photographer Shoot-off: Lara Jade VS Joey L, as well as the #1 top winner gets a lovely print and $100 B&H gift card. Winners- If you see this, please write me for details.
JL